Never.

Things you should never say to a single mom:

"It must be so fulfilling to have a full time job!"

Yes, so much more fulfilling for me than anyone else..

"Don't worry you'll meet a great divorced single dad someday."

OH GEE!! If only I should be so lucky! (Normal guys are clearly out of my league now.)

"You must love the freedom you get every other weekend."

Yeah.. No. I'd rather spend my time with the child I gave birth to.

"Have you tried online dating?....church?...the gym?!"

Yes, yes, and yes!! I'm ALWAYS on the prowl for a man! Don't worry.

"Getting child-support must be so nice."

Yea. You know what would be better? Not being a single mom.

"My husband has been out of town for a week so I know how you feel!"

Oh. So did you go out and get a job and start supporting your family by yourself?!

"So do you get along with your ex?"


"Can I set you up with.....?"


"It's probably so nice to get government benefits."

Well I don't qualify for crap thank you. But I'm sure the people that do absolutely love relying on the system to stay afloat (sarcasm).

"Daycare is so expensive!!!"

Yes. Yes it is.

"Where's Noah?"

Oh s*%#!!! ?! I must have lost him!!! ......But for real: where do you think he is?!